Let's face it, I'm a red-blooded greedy human being. It's impossible to go through life without wanting things. Sure, most of it is fluff I don't need; I don't doubt that for a minute. Coveting is a sin, or so I read, but my neighbor does not have
an ass a donkey, so I'm just going to go on wishing and hoping.
But before I share with you the things I'm currently coveting, let me show you what I DON'T want.
Last I checked, the perch upon which Ebony sits is NOT a laundry basket. To Caroline, who does not do the laundry, any place in which her clothing lands is the perfect resting place.
I do not want, but currently (and begrudgingly) have two scratches in my table.
Many thanks to these two candlesticks
which were knocked over by this ficus tree
on one very windy day.
Oh well, now those scratches, match the permanent pink sharpie marker on my dining room table.
So now that we've established that I do not want dirty socks in my kitchen or nicks in my furniture, let us discuss what I've been wanting lately.
It seems silly, but I have wretched, ugly feet. Running has not done them any favors. With flip flop season upon us, the state of my feet has really gotten me down. Too bad I cannot stand having my feet touched, because I could really use a pedicure right about now.
You know what else I really want?
A laundry fairy. Oh, you know you want one, too.
I keep hoping one will show up and help a girl out, but it appears that fairies are hard to track down.
I'd really love an endless supply of these mozzarella-tomato paninis from Panera Bread
And lastly, I really want this
It's the ugliest (and priciest) blender known to man, but it can grind anything up. True fact: smoothies made in the Vitamix taste 67% better than those made in regular blenders.
Well, that might not be the truest fact out there, but it's one I choose to believe.
What have you been coveting lately?