Thirteen things you'll NEVER hear me say.
1. "sure, I'll pet your snake"
2. "let's go sky diving"
3. "I don't think I'll make the bed today"
4. "yay, it's time for Countdown with Keith Olbermann"
5. "we're having catfish for dinner"
6. "we should hop in the car for an UNPLANNED weekend trip"
7. "yes, I'll watch Star Wars with you"
8. "I hope we get stationed at Ft. Drum, NY"
9. "can I have extra mayo on my sandwich?"
10. "I think I'll wear a dress today"
11. "I'm not sure how long that has been in the refrigerator, but let's eat it anyway"
12. "I don't care if it's not on sale, I'm buying it anyway"
13. "I'm going to get a pedicure"
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