For if your ear buds happen to come into contact with the rowing machine seat, you just might have a situation on your hands.
An unfortunate situation.
Oopsie.
Guess who had to buy new ear phones today?
Guess who had to buy new ear phones today?
Yep. I did.
Two words: Accident. Prone.
Two words: Accident. Prone.
It's truly amazing that I've managed to keep myself alive for this long. As klutzy and air headed as I am, the fact that I haven't fallen down an elevator shaft or walked in front of a moving vehicle is an absolute miracle. I've run into a parking meter before and I scorch and scar my hands while cooking on a regular basis. I run into dresser corners resulting in gnarly bruised thighs and I once ran over one of the neighbor kid's bikes because I couldn't see it in my driveway. Oh yeah, and I rowed over my ipod earphones today.
Two more words: Walking. Disaster.
The good news is that the earphones just like the ones I bought four weeks ago and then proceeded to row to smithereens this morning are on sale at Target this week.
I probably should have thought ahead and bought two pairs since I'm clearly not a responsible ear phone owner. However, today, I'm turning over a new leaf; I hear by vow to commit myself to the practice of safe rowing.
I'll be sure to let you know how this new vow pans out; I have a feeling I'd be better off getting to know the people in the Target electronics department on a first name basis.
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